First Home Mishaps

Starter Home Rookie Mistakes

I’ve recently purchased a new home and I’m in the process of sprucing up the place. Some things work out just fine and others, well, not so much. If you too just bought that “fixer upper”, you might want to continue on and learn from some of the mishaps that I’ve encountered on my journey, and maybe fill me (and the rest of the young, starting out world) in on some of your tips to turn this “project” into our “dream homes”!

I painted my entire house, wall to wall, ceiling to floor. Yes, I painted the floor, not on purpose of course. After a while you start to feel over confident in your painting ability (or maybe just lazy) and decide not to put the paper down on the floor to cover any spills that might happen, The First Pride Was A Riot Shirt. Please don’t do that or you’ll be paying for it later on, on your hands and knees scrubbing away. I recommend “Goof-Off”, by the way, if you do decide to go this route. Just put the paper down!

I learned about this great invention called PRIMER. Primer goes on the walls and ceiling before you start painting. This may sound like extra work (and it is), but what a difference it will make to cover up all those spots and smells from the previous owner. Too bad I learned about this AFTER I was 3/4 done painting.

Even before the primer, make sure you spackle the walls and ceiling to fill in any holes that may be there. Don’t forget to sand it down to make that wall straighter than Bill Clinton. If you have to, hire a real professional (not dad) to do this, for it makes all the difference.


Ut-oh, might want to turn off that fuse box!

You did take off all those electrical outlets and light switch panels before you painted, right? Well, if you got most of them, you’re already better off than me. Now I recommend changing those outlets and switches to brand new shiny ones. I had my brother change all those outlets and switches, not that I’m scared or anything, I would’ve rather had him get shocked than me (brotherly love). What a difference it makes by having new outlets and light switch panels for a mere 68 cents a piece.

Light fixtures and Fans on the other hand, not so cheap, but do make your rooms look a lot sweeter. I did put these up myself, so I’m pretty sure anyone can do it, I just recommend having someone there to hold it up as you put in that fan or fixture so you don’t drop it, Having 2 hands to work on wires is better than 1 (and not to mention twice the potential of being shocked).

Thanks Dad

Microwave, Refrigerator, Oven

My father did my whole kitchen over including installing the cabinets and counter top, microwave into the wall, sink, tiles, pretty much everything. I was at work during most of this so I don’t really know how he did it, just know that hey, he’s good for something ($). It really turned out amazing though, and I recommend everyone to do over their kitchen (it makes the little woman happier as well).

I got to do the wallpaper for the kitchen. I recommend buying an immense amount, especially if it’s your 1st time doing this (much will end up in the garbage). I hear people do this in less than an hour. Well it took me over a week! Make sure that 1st piece you put up isn’t crooked (remember, be Bill Clinton) so the rest of this job you do won’t end up looking like the leaning tower of pisa. Then when you go to hang up pictures, you have to hang them up crooked to compensate!

All in all, my wallpaper job didn’t come out that bad (next time I’d just paint it, GOOF-OFF baby!)

New curtains

Caught bare

Don’t rip off all the old curtains in your house and throw them away, just to realize you spent all your money on way too much wallpaper, and now you can’t afford to get new ones. After 2 grueling weeks of not being able to walk around the house naked, I finally went to my local Kmart and bought some nice curtains for all the rooms. I strongly recommend measuring your windows 1st. I bought 4 curtains for my room and didn’t realize it, but 1 window is twice the length of my other. When I went back to the store to buy another 1 to cover the entire window, they were out of stock Ever since I’ve been returning to Kmart, and to my distress they’re always out of stock (I think they discontinued this set)

Measure everything so you don’t get stuck out there without a complete set (or don’t shop at Kmart, your choice).

Repeat after me

“The Grass is Green”

Find out when the best time to plant grass seed is. I, of course didnt, and found a “great deal” on grass seed. I bought a ton of it, planted it in the beginning of July, and it all burnt up and turned brown come August. I’m going to try again next year, a little earlier, perhaps. So now I ask you, what color’s your grass?


Invest in a Nail Gun!

Before you start, find a dump near you that will take construction waste. If you don’t, you might drive to your local dump with a truck full of “goodies” for them, just for them to send you to another sanitation sight a half an hour away. After that, (and I can’t stress this enough) invest in a nail gun! The world’s wimpiest man doesn’t need the workout he’d get from hammering in the massive amount of nails you’ll need for this job. (By the way, I’m stronger than ever now. Bring it Ah-nold!)

Don’t start your roof on a windy, Autumn day. You may think this is obvious for safety reasons (and your right, no one likes the embarrassment of going to the emergency room because you fell off your roof), but my reason is simply because you’ll be sweeping leaves off your roof all day, which is cutting into your quality hammering time. (you did get that nail gun right? Good.) So unless you’re a janitor and think you need some practice, wait for a nice day to do the job.

I may sound a little paranoid, but make sure the power lines on your house are fully insulated. You don’t want to end up like my brother. He was simply throwing the shingle half way off the roof to measure how much he needed to cut off, when he hit the power lines on the side, leading to my house, First Pride! The shingle clapped the lines together, and I swear it was July 4th all over again at my Uncle’s house (explosions happening way too close for comfort). Luckily, we weren’t drunk and got away from that craziness. So call your energy provider BEFORE you go near wires on the roof if you see anything that you may think is dangerous.

Now that my roof is completely in tact, I never want to go up there again. May I recommend investing in the best roof possible. 30, 50, 100 year warranty even! Don’t even make your grandkids go up there to repeat that nonsense. Your goal is to make sure that roof outlasts your grandkids grandkids! That is unless you plan to sell it, then put a cheap roof up there and let the next owners deal with it. HA!

Don’t think, just click.

You’ve been warned.

Make your life a lot easier. buy a nail gun before you decide to put up a new roof, or do any work that involves a lot of nailing.

Siding and windows.

Ripped off.

My father asked me to rip off the window panels to get an accurate measurement so he can order new windows for me. After I broke half the panels and did my measurments, he managed to come over the next night and get THE CORRECT measurements and order new windows.

A few days later, we decided to rip the siding down in the front of the house. So I did this myself, very easy, rips right off. Problem? You bet! Turns out theres no insulation, or anything for that matter, underneath my windows. Now I have huge gaping holes underneath all my windows. At night the temperature has been reaching about 25 degrees! So, it’s either have huge holes in my house and freeze, or put broken window panels back up. I went with “Option C”, and that’s stick old sweatshirts in between the holes and bought the biggest space heater Home Depot had to offer.

Please know what’s going on in between the walls before you start ripping things down and not having the materials right away to put up (helps a little if you’re careful when taking off your window panels as well).

We’ll be putting up the siding and windows soon, bound to screw something up, I’ll let you know.

Red, Red De-e-eck
sing it like UB40
Stay together for me-e-e.
Don’t let me fall through.
I won’t tear you apart.
You’ll be a true work of art.

Red, Red deck you’re going to look so fine, have fun parties, all of the time….ok that’s enough. So i started painting my deck red (if you couldn’t tell) and never finished. The only thing more embarrassing than having an old, ratty deck, is having an old, ratty deck half painted! So I guess the moral of this story is to start what you finish. Don’t be lazy and don’t make up excuses to not finish it (The Price is Right will be on tomorrow). Afterwards, you can enjoy all the red wine you want on your freshly painted, shiny, like-new deck.

P.S. The song is now stuck in my head too, it’s okay.


I’m sure I didn’t add nearly as many mistakes as I’ve made with this new house. I’ll be updating often and as I work on new projects. I just hope you’ve learned something through my mistakes, (no, not that Bill Clinton’s starter home must’ve been amazing) and that’s HIRE A PROFESSIONAL! For everything and anything, no job too small! I, of course won’t, due to the lack of funds and the pride that so stubbornly won’t disintegrate.

Show ring strategies for competitive success

Have you ever had any of the following happen to you: You jump the diagonal line, turn the corner and realize you have no idea which fence is the next jump? After having an awesome warm-up, you trot down centerline and conclude that your horse is exhausted and that you will have to nurse him through the rest of test? You are in the lead after dressage and cross country. You have two rails to spare and you will win the event, but your nerves get to you and you have four rails! Are any of these scenarios preventable?

Showing horses is an expensive and time consuming endeavor. And there is nothing worse than having a disastrous experience in the ring, especially when you know that the disaster was preventable. Whether you try your competitive skills at the local, national or international level you need to make the most of your time in the ring. Although some riders may have a natural talent for show ring skills, fortunately for the rest of us there are strategies that can be learned that allow you and your horse to do your best.

The Zone

Top equestrian athletes, like all successful athletes, are able to clear their minds of distracting thoughts and focus on the task at hand. Sports psychologists call this state “relaxed focus” or “the zone.” Many athletes use the time preceding the event to listen to music or review their course or strategy.

2003 World Cup Finalist George Williams spends time by himself before he goes into the ring. With headphones on, he sits quietly in a chair to gather his thoughts. He says, “You need quiet time to mentally prepare yourself.” His strategy works. George was the 2002 Dressage at Devon Grand Prix Freestyle Champion.

At the next horse show, take a few minutes to narrow your focus to the course, test or class at hand. Whether you listen to music or simply sit by yourself, you may be amazed at the results.

Don’t Win the Warm-Up

Top riders know exactly what type of warm-up their horses need to perform their best. If you think back to some of your least successful show ring trips you may realize that you lost the class in the warm-up ring by either doing too much warm-up or not enough.

Pan-Am Games Silver Medalist Dr. Cesar Parra has the warm-up for each of his horses down to a fine science. He believes it is important to listen to what your horse is telling you about what he needs in the warm-up. He explains, “I have learned in my career that I have won too many warm-ups and not enough classes,” says Cesar, winner of more than 300 FEI dressage classes. “Now I concentrate on winning each class, not the warm-up.”

When you are in the warm-up at your next event, as you begin to walk, trot and canter, ask yourself questions about what is happening underneath you. Is my horse responding to my leg? Does he stop easily? Does he feel stiffer in one direction? Is he jumping round or flat? As you feel the answers to these questions you will know what exercises you need for your warm-up. Remember the goal is to peak in the show ring. Don’t leave your best jumps or tempi-changes in the schooling area.


Before you head into the show ring do you have a plan? Many amateur riders venture into the ring with thoughts of fences or test figures, but no plan. Top riders know exactly what they are trying to accomplish when they walk through the in-gate.

Former World Champion and Olympic Medalist Rodrigo Pessoa always has a strategy before his horse steps one hoof into the arena. In a tight race for the 2003 World Cup Championship Rodrigo was in fourth place coming into the final round of the three day test. “In the [last] round I thought I just have to do my thing and try to go clear,” Rodrigo said. “[I tried] to put the pressure [on the other riders.] It worked for two, but not for three!” Rodrigo jumped a clear round and finished in second place. Rodrigo’s strategizing has earned him six consecutive top three finishes in the World Cup Final, including three championships.

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Ask yourself: Do I want a safe, clean round? Should I pull out all the stops and go for fast as well as clean? Is my horse anxious-should I go for a soothing trip? Should I go for a safe, accurate test or a brilliant, booming test? Knowing what you intend to do allows you to develop a general plan for how you will ride the fences or the test.

Overcoming Challenges

The best preparation, perfect warm-up and winning strategy will always be put to the test by the inevitable challenges you will face. Whether it is poor weather and footing conditions, a cheering crowd or an early mistake, top athletes learn to be flexible, adjust their plans and cope with the stresses of competition.

At the 2000 Sydney Olympics Ulla Salzgeber faced what could have been a real mind-blower. Part way through her freestyle test the audio system failed and she was forced to retire. Due to the unexpected situation and a tightly scheduled competition Olympic organizers had Ulla ride her freestyle again after all of the other competitors had their turn. Many riders would have crumpled under the stress. Ulla with her usual aplomb came back and rode a brilliant freestyle, securing the individual bronze medal. How was she able to do it? Her attitude towards all challenges-“I never give up,” she says.

Remember that challenges are part of the competitive experience. Rather than allowing yourself to be stressed out by the unavoidable obstacles, be flexible, remain composed and press on. If you and your horse are well-prepared, you can handle anything.

Being competitive in the show ring requires more than just good riding skills. Focus, prepare, strategize and remain calm and you too can ride your best in the pressurized environment of the show ring.

Recipe for a Ribbon

Here is the recipe for a gleaming show horse: start inside the horse with proper nutrition, add conditioning for physical fitness, stir in clean living quarters, and season with daily grooming. This recipe should be started at least thirty days before it is served at the horse show.

The final decorating, the icing on the cake, is last minute stuff. To be competitive in showmanship and horsemanship, a horse needs to be presented according to actual breed rules as well as conform to current styles. For stock-bred horses in western rail classes, that includes a short bridle path, a mane two to three inches long and separated into tassels with tiny rubber bands, and a thick, full tail. All white markings should be whistle clean, clipped, and even chalked to intensify the white.

As part of your daily riding regimen, take time to find out what your horse thinks about electric clippers. Some horses accept being clipped with little or no fuss while others react strongly to the idea that buzzing contraption is anywhere near them! If your horse is fearful of clippers, then you have a lot of training to do, not just show grooming.

If the horse accepts clipping, a few days before the show, give the horse a bath with shampoo, taking extra care to rinse until the water runs clear. A dirty hair coat will dull your clipper blades. Let the horse dry thoroughly. Don’t turn him out after a bath as the first thing he will do is lie down and roll and re-cover himself with a nice layer of dirt. Allow him to graze on a lead while he dries or tie him up somewhere safe. Don’t tie him in the stall as the bedding will stick to his wet legs.

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When the horse is dry, clip the extra hair off his legs. Always use a size 10 blade for legs. Starting at the hairline, clip against the hair growth and remove the excess from around the hairline, the ergot and up the back of the leg to the knees and hocks. Use the clippers with the hair to blend from unclipped to clipped. You don’t want a distinct line! Clip all white markings on the legs. On legs without white markings, you will notice a color change. To minimize it, after clipping, rub a little warmed (but not hot!) baby oil into the clipped hair. Brush daily and the color will soon return. Clipping legs a few days in advance gives the hair a chance to recover its natural color.

The day before the horse show, clip ears, muzzle, eyes, jaw and bridle path. Using a size 30 blade, clip a short bridle path, not quite as long as the horse’s ear, making just enough room for the headstall. Clip the long guard whiskers above and below the eyes, but never the eyelashes! Remove all the whiskers from the muzzle. Some horses are very good at hiding these whiskers so clip, do something else for a few minutes and check again-you will be surprised at the whiskers you missed! Clip the long hair that grows under the jaw. Slip the halter around the horse’s neck to get it out of the way, and then start at the curb chain groove and clip upwards to the throatlatch. Trim the jawbones on both sides as well as the hair in the softer area between them.

Still using the size 30 blade, carefully clip any white markings on the face. Follow the hair patterns and blend smoothly into the darker hair. Especially for showmanship, where the judge is looking directly into the horse’s face, you want those white markings to look really good! So blend, blend, blend!

Clean the horse’s ears with rubbing alcohol and a soft paper towel, or just a water-dampened rag. Don’t allow liquid to drip directly into the ear canal. A horse doesn’t want water in his ear anymore than you do. Now, using a 30 blade, start at the tip of the ear and work downward on the inside. Some horses have quite a bit of hair on the outside of the ear, so trim that hair too, but clip with the hair. Trim at the base of the ear and along the edges. The object is to have ears nearly naked on the inside, and trimmed at the base and the outside, but still looking as though they belong to the horse they’re on. This is where blending skills are valuable.

Now, working very carefully, take the forelock and twist it firmly. Trim the little hairs that sprout around the base. Go easy here, as you want to be cautious not to clip off a big old chunk of forelock!

Practice makes perfect with clipping. You need to practice the skill of clipping unwanted hair and whiskers while blending into hair that stays. It takes time, sharp blades, and a co-operative horse.

The current standard in the show ring for western showmanship and horsemanship is banded manes. The mane should be short, about two inches more or less depending on the shape of the horse’s neck. All the bands should be the same size. You will need a package of braid binders, a fine tooth comb and a damp towel. A step stool to stand on will help you get above the mane for better visibility. Start at the bridle path and dampen a few inches of mane with the towel. Placing your thumb at the end of the comb, separate a lock of hair about a half-inch wide. I use my thumbnail to measure with. Part the hair all the way to the skin, making the part straight across the neck. Use the comb to hold back the extra hair. Wrap a braid binder around the lock you have separated. You want these nice and tight, so several wraps will be necessary. As you wrap, pull the hair downward and when you are done wrapp! ing, pull the band flat by taking the hair at the bottom of the band, closest to the neck, and pulling it sideways. This keeps the banded hair from standing straight up.

A word of warning: bands come in different colors. If you are very good at banding techniques and all the bands will be perfectly uniform and the rubbers bands will be in a straight line along the neck, you may use white bands to accentuate a pretty neck. If you are just getting started, use a color that blends with the mane.

Placing a band in the forelock is optional.

We band our horses the day before the horse show. Purchase a stretchy hood to cover the banded mane. When the horse lies down during the night, he is guaranteed to roll right upside down, grinding bedding into all your hard work! A stretchy nylon/spandex hood will prevent most of that. In the summer, a lightweight sheet will also help keep your horse clean overnight.

At the horse show, before your first class, groom the horse thoroughly with curry comb and brush. If he is clean, well-fed and fit, he will shine up very nicely. Straighten any bands that have come loose or twisted out of alignment. Using white grooming chalk, corn starch or baby powder, brighten white markings. Brush off excess powder. Pick out the hooves, and then darken them with hoof oil or polish. I prefer hoof oil as polish is difficult to remove and tends to dry out the hooves if left on after the show.

Clean his ears again with a damp towel. Darken the insides with baby oil or highlighter.

Using the highlighter, grease up his muzzle. Highlighter is thick stuff, so to make it a little easier to apply I warm it up by rubbing a glob of it between the palms of my hands. Cover his entire muzzle, from the halter band down. Accent his eyes by applying highlighter around the eye sockets. Remember to blend, blend, blend. I prefer clear highlighter as the black is difficult to blend.

Make certain the tail is tangle free. I prefer Cowboy Magic Detangler and Shine for tails. It does indeed work like magic!

Finish with a mist of fly spray. When spraying anything on a show horse, be certain to stand back a bit and mist it over the horse. Spraying too close leaves ugly, sometimes greasy-looking spots.

Now take this lovely creature you have created from basic ingredients and go win!

A Basic Guide To Footwear in The Viking Age

When I started writing this article I thought I would create the ultimate guide to Viking footwear – No chance! I ended up with ten pages of just notes, to my own shock and horror I found I could probably write a book on the subject. So instead, I thought I would create a sort of `Bluffers Guide’ or more precisely a Duffers guide for Vikings.

Viking shoes/footwear have the same problems in reconstruction as any other Viking artifact, in that, alot of them are from rich grave finds, so therefore, they probably belonged to rich Vikings and not your normal, `Viking in the Street’. With that thought in mind, there are also quite a few rubbish finds, that is, shoes that have been discarded and thrown out with all the other junk and waste from a Viking household.

A Viking shoe is typically made from two pieces of leather, a sole and an upper, with sometimes an insert of leather (if the shoemaker did not cut the pattern out correctly or the pattern does not allow for a certain shape of shoe, unless you have an insert).

A quintessential design feature of Viking shoes means that the sole has a triangular extension at the heel, which fits into a triangular recess in the upper. This triangular heel set-up is a hallmark of dark age and early medieval footwear up until the year 1150 when round heels came into fashion (see figure above). Note also the shape of the sole, there is hardly any waist at all, the sides are nearly straight, this is in complete contrast to the waisted medieval sole underneath, note also the rounded heel on the medieval sole.

Next, the upper and sole having been cut out, what to do with them. Well the two pieces are sewn together, there are probably about six different ways to sew dark age shoes together. I have illustrated the two most common ones (see figure below). You can see from the diagrams that two pieces of thread have been used, beeswaxed woollen thread was common up until the 9/10th century after which beeswaxed linen thread was more common and eventually exclusively used. Basically you make a hole through both pieces of leather (upper and sole) with an awl then feed a needle with thread attached from each side and pull as tight as you can. Note that (A) and (B) are shown in an exploded view so it is possible to see how the stitching goes. (C) shows the angle of the awl holes, the dotted lines show the course of the thread.

Now you have a nearly finished shoe it must be turned inside out (in fact its outside out). This puts the seam on the inside where it is protected from wear on the ground. The seam is the weak spot of the Viking shoes, it is the seam that always breaks, but no problem if it does, you turn the show outside in and resew the seam. A pair of Viking shoes would last approximately 6 months in constant everyday usage with an average two minor repairs over that period.

I should just point out that the stitching hates salt water, go for a run in the sea and within a week the thread will be rotten and start to break. So next time you leap out of your longship and run up the beach through the sea, intent on rape, pillage or sheep worrying make sure you take your shoes off first!

There are two main styles of fastening Viking shoes (see figure below). The first and by far the most common, is by thonging being laced around the leather on the ankle of the `shoe’ or more correctly `ankle boot’. This can be seen laced but unknotted on the Jorvik II ankle boot. The second and I think more sexy, mode of fastening, is by a flap of leather across the instep of the shoe. At the end of the flap a leather toggle or barrel has been attached and is passed through a leather `D’ shape that has been sewn onto the shoe.

After a while Viking shoes stretch, the reason is that leather is skin and it still retains its elastic qualities even after the tanning process. Modern shoes are made in industrial presses that stretch the leather with several tonnes of force before the bits are put together, so they do not stretch much when you wear them. Viking shoes going baggy can be a pain, but it is extremely authentic, for more than just the reason of appearance. I will come back to this point later.

So once the shoe has stretched you can adjust it. This is done by one of two methods the first is to pinch together a section of leather from the top of insole to the tip of the shoe (see figure below), then sew the sides of the pinch together or secondly if you need it much tighter you can slit the leather from the top of the insole to the tip of the shoe. Pull the two sides together and cut off the excess leather, then sew the shortened sides together.

To gain a degree of comfort authentic shoes must be worn in an authentic manner, that means wearing woollen nailbinding socks and stuffing the bottom of the shoe with straw and/or wool. Going back to the point I raised earlier about baggy shoes, the baggier the shoe, the more stuffing can be placed around the foot, therefore providing more insulation and padding. Which if you were a Viking in the winter time you would be keener to insulate your shoe as much as you could. It is a well known fact that straw generates heat when wet and as no authentic shoe is waterproof, when you try this out you will find the bottom of your shoe wet, but your foot on the straw will be dry. Nailbinding socks are thick but have large holes, this causes very good insulation, in fact, in summer they will be far too hot. Also wool when wet does not loose its insulating properties the way modern man made materials do.

As an afternote, it is worth pointing out, that as far as I know only two pairs of Viking boots have been found and they are very basic affairs, that just reach maybe some 4 to 5 inches above the ankle bone. One of these pairs has an inch point at the front and in my opinion is probably a court boot worn by a nobleman. The other is not so much a boot, as an ankle boot of the Jorvik II style with extended ankle flaps that do not even cross at the front.

Finally it must be remembered that the Viking/Dark Age shoe is just a developmental stage in shoe design through the ages. It can be made better with the addition of a few modifications, however any modifications made would then render it not an authentic shoe.

Do’s & Don’t of Buying Your First “Kid” Horse

horse girlWhat little girl hasn’t asked her daddy for a pony for her birthday? Let’s face it. Having a horse in the backyard is every kid’s dream. But if Mom and Dad rush out on a whim and purchase such a “backyard” pet, they may be in for a big surprise. To keep everyone happy and safe, there are several things to consider before purchasing your child a horse.

Get Help
Many first horses are purchased on impulse. Understand that horse ownership is a big responsibility. There are safety issues, unexpected costs, and of course, the well being of the horse to consider. If you are not an experienced horseman, find someone who is.A trainer or reputable stable owner is a good place to start. Take lessons or have several riding sessions to make sure your child wants to ride on a regular basis. Owning a horse sounds “romantic,” but if your child loses interest quickly, it can become a costly adventure.

Taking lessons first will build confidence in your child’s riding ability, which is important when “test driving” prospective horses. Once your instructor can determine your child’s ability, he can help guide you to a horse that best fits your child. See for horse t-shirts for women and teen girls.

“Most of my clients have a lot of success if their kids learns how to ride first, and then decide owning a horse is really what they want to do,” says Paula Phillips, a riding instructor and stable owner in Wichita Falls, Texas. “Those that buy a horse first and then come for lessons second, often struggle. The kids get scared.” Phillips says the horse might be too inexperienced for the child or just a bad buy. The kids lose interest, and the parents are stuck with a horse.

“Kids that spend hours at the barn learning how to ride and do chores such as feeding, cleaning stalls and so forth, understand what it takes to keep a horse. If they do all that and still want to buy a horse, then it’s probably a good investment,” Phillips says.

Costs of Horse Ownership
A horse is an investment, and the purchase price is only the beginning. There are monthly boarding fees, feed, and veterinary care to consider, plus tack and other equipment necessary to enjoy your horse.

Boarding fees vary throughout the country, but full care (which includes feed, shavings, etc.) runs around $200/month and up. Expect to pay more in bigger cities. Pasture boarding is cheaper, although the horse may still need supplemental feed. Feed (if not included in your boarding fees) averages $100/month. Routine hoof care runs between $160 to $400 per year, depending if the horse is shod or just trimmed. Basic, routine veterinary care usually averages $200 per year. Additional expenses should be expected if your horse gets sick or hurt. Don’t forget about halters, brushes, saddles and other tack, as well as seasonal necessities such as fly spray.

Horse Shopping and Vet Inspections
There are many places to look for a horse. Word of mouth and recommendations of your riding instructor are good places to start. There’s also the newspaper, horse magazines and horse sales.

Consider the experience level of your child and that of any prospective horses. “You don’t want the blind leading the blind,” says Phillips. “I hear so many parents say, ‘I want a young horse for my kid so they can learn together.’ That is really a mistake. Either your child or the horse needs some experience so one can teach the other. If this is your first horse, a more experienced horse is almost always a better fit than a young one.”

Once you find a horse to consider, spend a lot of time with the horse before making a decision. Is the horse well mannered? Is he easy to catch, to saddle? See if the seller will let you try the horse for a few weeks before making a final decision.

Be patient and ask a lot of questions, suggests Phillips. “Why is the horse for sale? How long has this owner had it? Does it kick or crib? Will it load in a two-horse trailer? How old is it? What has this owner been doing with the horse? Can an inexperienced rider ride the horse? Has it ever colicked? Has it been x-rayed? What do you feed it? Is the horse registered? If the horse is a mare, could she be bred?”

Horses aren’t like puppies, Phillips says. “These are 1,000 pound animals we’re talking about. Find out as much as possible about the horse. You don’t want to get stuck with a horse nobody wants.”

Finally, take the horse to a veterinarian for a pre-purchase exam. A veterinarian can determine the horse’s approximate age and health. The vet will check the horse’s legs for any injuries or potential problems. “Once you find the right horse for your child, you want to make sure he’s healthy and sound,” Phillips says.

Gift Horses
If your child received a horse as a gift, Phillips recommends many of the same guidelines. “Get some help or take lessons so you can enjoy your new horse. And even if the horse is already yours, get him vet-checked,” she says. “One of my clients was given a horse a few years back. We had him checked, and he was 10 years older than the owner thought! She was very disappointed, but at least we knew what we were dealing with.”

A horse can be a wonderful companion for a child. Horse ownership teaches responsibility, leadership and loyalty, but it can also backfire, resulting in a child that never wants to be around a horse again. Hopefully by taking a few precautions before purchasing your horse, you will team up with a great equine companion for many years to come.